I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer ~ Pretty Girl Postcards: Funny, Sarcastic & Slightly Twisted Observations of 21st-Century Life


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"I thought growing old would take longer."

This pretty girl has it right, I thought it would take longer, too! I mean, only yesterday I was 25 years old, and now -- well, let's just say that I'm nowhere near 25 now.

This Pretty Girl, with her ironic truism, would be fun to send or to receive. Placed in a frame, you can make a lovely vignette of several Pretty Girl Postcards to jazz up your home decor. Any way you go, Pretty Girl Postcards are always there to make you laugh.

Each Pretty Girl Postcard measures 4” x 6” and is printed on premium 15pt cardstock.

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