Hand Over The Chocolate And Nobody Gets Hurt, Marie Antoinette Card, Postcard, Opera Card, Blue, Purple, Pretty Girl Postcards, Funny Card


Please Note: The watermark "Pretty Girl Postcards" is not printed on the actual card. It is for website purposes only.

Making people laugh, one Pretty Girl at a time, 'cause that's just the way we roll.

Here we have a Wagnerian opera star who is serious about her chocolate! Pity be the one who disobeys her -- she holds a lightening bolt in her right hand!

Pretty Girl Postcards are fun to send and even more fun to receive. I sent this one to my friend who insists on eating some kind of chocolate every day. Also, bundling up a few Pretty Girl Postcards tied with a bright ribbon makes a fun gift for her. So get 'em while they're hot!

Each Pretty Girl Postcard measures 4” x 6” and is printed on premium 15pt Eco-Friendly Cardstock with Archival Inks.

Please feel free to convo me or send me an email at:
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Pretty Girl Postcards are Copyright Protected.
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