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I'm Useless Until I Have My..., 5" x 7" Greeting Card w/Envelope, Marie Antoinette Card, Forgotten Art Card, Pretty Girl Postcards

PRETTY GIRL POSTCARDS are 4" x 6" funny (sweet but mostly sassy!) glossy postcards in the Marie Antoinette style. They are meant to bring a smile to your face. Even your mail carrier will laugh at these funny ladies.

FORGOTTEN ART CARDS are 5"x7" Greeting Cards (as opposed to our Pretty Girl Postcards) with Envelope included are blank inside. Both the card and envelope are put inside a clear cello sleeve for protection until you are ready to write your own personal message inside the card.

The charming and unique images represented on these Forgotten Art Cards (which are blank inside) were created over 100 years ago by great artists, many of whom are still unknown to this day. Most of these images and illustrations have been put away and forgotten for many years.

Please feel free to convo me or send me an email at:
prettygirlpostcards2 [!at] gmail.com

Pretty Girl Postcards are Copyright Protected.
Copyright © 2017 Betsy Hoffman
All Rights Reserved

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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